Thailand’s most famous American the excitable fake lawyer Drew Noyes, appears to be beating himself on the internet as he continues to post anti-Andrew Drummond blogs on Google sites.
On drewnoyes.com which appears to have been created to say that I have been sent to jail, which I have to say comes as considerable news to me, he appears under the headline ‘Current Thailand Problems’.
Indeed who could disagree? Standing with him appears to be Brian Wright his American buddy who was convicted of child sexual abuse and is appealing a 24 year sentence. Wright and Noyes used to cruise together, but not of the sailing variety.
And Wright even became a member of Noyes’s short lived Pattaya branch of Optimists International – which works with kids, well at least Optimists International does, but the Pattaya version thankfully was booted out thankfully before they could start that sort of stuff.
The same picture also appears under the headline ‘Thai Co.Ltd in Jeopardy’ – well I am not surprised with these two convicts running loose.
In a desperate attempt to discredit Noyes, who actually HAS been sentenced to jail has also created a site called andrew-drummond.co.uk which he says has taken over from this site now that it has been blocked by the Thai government.
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| Good heavens – has Drew moved in with me! He has misspelt an old address though |
On this site Noyes, who is appealing a two year sentence for extortion has me quoted as saying:
“Drew Noyes, the owner of a major law firm in Pattaya was able to have the Pattaya Provincial Court issue a 10-year warrant for my arrest if I ever return to any of the 10 South East Asian countries.”
Wow the long arm of Pattaya Court! Is life worth going on? Obviously not. Drew Noyes invited me to do it the Japanese way!
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| Now sentenced to two years with Wanrapa Boonsu for extortion – this was his arrest picture |
Almost in a frenzy Noyes has been emailing me to say he will get his lawyer to post up more stuff on the net.
He’s kidding no-one of course. He does not have a lawyer. And the Bangkok one he has hired to defend himself cannot speak English.
Besides no lawyer can emulate Noyes’s manic style.
He also claims there are 100 warrants out for my arrest, for libeling him I presume. If I get the copies I could put them up for auction in a few years time. I wonder if the Thai authorities will ever cotton on to this loon.
Drew clearly has too much time on his hands creating yet another 2nd rate website, business must be slow in the 1 stop shop…
This man Drew Noyes is clearly mentally ill and needs to be locked in a secure facility without a computer or internet access. He has created a false resume of lies and distortions, is a chronic brownoser who claims to be a legitimate businessman and civic leader when he is really a cheap conman in a cheap suit and he constantly creates fake websites to slander his perceived enemies.
This dangerous lunatic is a social parasite, a bad seed, a life long liar and fraudster. He is a cunning predator, picking his marks carefully to rip them off. He is also an abuser of woman and suspected child abuser who should be arrested and deported out of Thailand.
Every honest foreigner in Thailand wants to see this fraud and scammer behind bars. Just when are the Thai authorities going to wake up and see what this man is and how he is making the Thais look like total fools for not seeing him for what he is.
"Just when are the Thai authorities going to wake up and see what this man is and how he is making the Thais look like total fools for not seeing him for what he is?"
I'm a proven "sucker," so I'll bite. I'll guess the Thai authorities will wake up and see what this man is and how he is making the Thais look like total fools for not seeing him for what he is…
– In the year, 2525, if Noyes is still alive..
Drew Noyes just reinforces the phoniness of Thai high society. Handing out flower baskets, wearing suits and acting like a somebody will get you everywhere in Thailand. (until they realize you have no money)
"..as he continues to post anti-Andrew Drummond blogs on Google sites.
But one can counter-punch at will – and call this the Auntie Drew (Noyes) site.
After all, would anyone ever be able to say with full veracity that Drew Noyes doesn't dress in Drag for cheap kicks? He's already a confirmed, self-professed sex-offender, so I am fairly sure he dabbles in cross-dressing to boot.
Drew Noyes absolutely, unequivocally deserves everything that he's going to get going forward here – and it ain't gonna be pretty – no sir. Not one little bit.
Karma in Action
Is that an apple I see on Drew's head? If it is, can I volunteer to do my William Tell impersonation trick and try to hit it with a crossbow bolt?
I promise not to aim a few inches below the target….
I have the suspicion "Megaldon" even if you hit Noise in the head it would miss the old bloated criminals brain by about 3ft.